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vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period
Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.
by Alavello March 9, 2014
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Yard sale

The term yard sale is term that originated from snow sports such as skiing and snowboarding. The term is used to describe a massive wipeout in which the skier or snowboarder loses some articles of their clothing or even their poles, skis, or board. It is called a yard sale because after the wipeout, all the person’s clothing are laid out in the snow like they are on display in a yard sale.
Oh my god! Did you just see that kid yard sale off that ramp? That was hilarious.
by Csal May 30, 2011
mugGet the Yard salemug.

Sales are hard

Not if you're selling gold, Jordan. That's you trying to give credit where none is due.
Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
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sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.
Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
mugGet the sales and cervixmug.

sales-dupont

Fat man who thinks he is athletic when he is fat
Your so full of yourself you must be a Sales-Dupont
by Family name definitoons July 24, 2016
mugGet the sales-dupontmug.

carter sales

The best friend that i got but can forget some things that he knows.
OMG! Its carter sales by bff's!
by i love apple pie! November 16, 2017
mugGet the carter salesmug.

robbery sale

A sale at a store or market stand where all inventory is discounted to free.
"We're having a robbery sale! Everything is free!"
by daddyjenkins May 21, 2024
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