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Noah

A complete fuck up. Usually a middle child. Hated by many. He's only able to fit in kids like him. Very clingy when he dates somebody.
Did you hear Noah's dating Marysol. Neither did I.
by A hated random May 29, 2019
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Noah

Usually A White Male That Has A 86% To Shoot Up A School
by NotBulldozer812 March 17, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a sweet human. He deserves all the love in the world. He's sweet, hes smart. Every guy should be jealous cuz he's cuter than all of them combined.
Person 1: Aaah Noah's precious
Person 2: shut
by Nyxxiee June 4, 2018
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Noah

A person who can’t speak proper grammer thinks he’s cool and is just over all retarded
by ___—— September 21, 2018
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Noah

Someone who only attracts weirdos such as furries, stalkers and discord dudes that have an obsession with him.
Hi, I'm Noah and I just want a cute boyfriend who likes pokemon
by Strayk9ds January 27, 2020
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noah

He is the most hot guy you have ever meet and he has girls lining up just to date him but he is very perverted. He is funny and can be very romantic. If you are his girlfriend and he is being very over protective of you he really likes you and doesn't want to let you go and we will know that if you know a noah that at some point you had a crush on him. Noah likes to make perverted jokes and he is very dirty minded but he is SEXY AF and you might want to f*ck him. Noah can sometimes be thare for you and when he is he will try his best to make you happy and make sure that he won't make you upset.
girl: dammmmmmm I want noah
girl 2: no he's mine

his girlfriend: no he's mine and he's great in bed so ha!
by ......noah September 28, 2019
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noah

noah is someone who is always wrong no matter what
hey noah fax is an actual word you idiot
by a discord moderator November 18, 2021
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