Munt facial

When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)

"john gave me a munt facial the other night and sara kissed me."

by xXxScrubLordxXx February 4, 2015

munt

English slang meaning clapped but another higher level. Directed at Girls

Mate that girl is proper munt, shes flat as fuck

by wagwanmyschlime March 9, 2021

Munted

Too fucked up to function.

Stuttering, blubbering mess.
Unable to get it up

I looked at him for his lmput...
But he was too munted to talk

by Nkrypted June 5, 2021

MUNTING

fucking a dead body

god i love to MUNT, hey bradyon get the shovel, were gonna go MUNTING

by SirMuntsALot April 25, 2024

Munt Mouth

A necrotic infection of the mouth following munting. This usually occurs to the "eater" after too many consecutive sessions, especially if the muntee has been deceased for an extended period of time. The condition can last days to weeks and patients experience tooth loss, blackening of the gums, and fecal breath.

Hey man, wanna go munt today? "Sure bro, but I gotta be the jumper for a while, I was diagnosed with Munt Mouth."

by Jurek Ismat January 29, 2025

Munt

Man cunt. The perfect insult. Comes off as both offensive and educated. Examples of munts include Carson Strong (bowl quitter), Mike Pence, Anderson Cooper, Mark Stein, Lebron James, Kevin Durant, etc.

Dude 1: You fucked my gf while I was babysitting your kids!
Dude 2: sorry dude but she offered to give me a blowjob
Dude 1: You munt!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: Man-cunt. You are the exact definition of a munt you son of a bitch!

by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021

Munt

Noun. Derogatory. A Millennial with a gunt. Non gender-specific; used with disdain.

What the fuck did that munt just say?!?

by JC_Deez_Nuts April 6, 2021