Muddy Juarez

When a woman takes a poop on a man's penis, then the man slaps the woman in the face with his poop-covered penis.

Oh dang fool, she looks like she just got a Muddy Juarez!

by koolby4125 January 13, 2011

Muddy Road

When one shart's into another person's mouth (while they are asleep) as an act of revenge.

Cameron- "Dude, Gavin drank all of the beer and is passed out on the couch."

Austin- "What the hell, I wanted that beer!"

Cameron- "Let's make him walk the 'Muddy Road'..."

by Chillingallday April 26, 2014

muddy otter

When receiving oral sex from a kneeling patron, one covertly slicks the patron's hair back with their own feces much the way one would apply a cheap mousse. Thus, making them a shittin' image of a "muddy otter."

"I had to shave my head once that son of bitch gave me a muddy otter!"

by gobble docker February 5, 2010

Muddy Bucket

Shitty band from Portland.

They like to "roy" alot.

Boy: Did you see Muddy Bucket play in the talent show?
Girl: Yeah, their show was so corny.

by Cristiano Ronaldo Fan February 21, 2009

Muddy Skunk

The "muddy skunk" is when you have a black girl, prefferably 250 lbs or more, on all fours, then put a skinny, pale, white girl on the black girl's back and do both of them in the ass until a muddy trail connects the two.

skunk muddy muddy skunk

by mickeyskunk August 31, 2011

muddy surprise

When you have diarhea and a friends sleeping, you stick your butt cheeks so your butthole is in contact with their nose. Then you shit out all into their nose and face, giving them a muddy surprise.

Jerry got owned when i gave him a muddy surprise last night. Of course being him, he enjoyed it.

by Johneeee November 23, 2006

muddy nightmare

Using a fresh shit as a dildo on a woman

The man gave that girl a muddy nightmare

by Trungeldore November 9, 2014