mookie

1.) adj. - A painful pinch you must give to your numbugery little brother when you jynx him and he speaks. (Angry Beavers - Episode 20)

2.) adj. - Used to describe a log of poop, mainly a comical poo log capable of articulating to everyone, but usually doesn't so people think the poo's friends are insane. (

Norbert and Dagget (in unison): Ha-ha! Got mine first! The evil plutonium bad warlord guy person lets lose the vermin-infested mucus of a bazillion intergalactic loogies!
Dagget: Hey! We said the same thing at the same time!!
Norbert: A-posoluto! And you know what that means...
Dagget: Ehhhhh...ah..er-
Norbert: 1,2,3 hobba pit 2, we said something at the same time so I jynx you!
Dagget: Jynx me!? Whaddya talkin' about jynxin'?
Norbert: From now on the first beaver who talks gets a MOOOKIE pinch!
Dagget: A 'mookie' pinch?
Norbert (Creeping towards Dagget): MOOOOOOKIE!!!!
(Series of classic Dagget pain noises.)

Mr.Mackey - A fecaphiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie stinks, Kyle.
Kyle - Mookie stinks?
Mr.Mackey - Now I also understand that you're Jewish, is that right, Kyle?
(skip some conversation...)
(Mr.Hankey is now bathing in Mr.Mackey's coffee...)
Mr.Mackey - Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad..mmkay...
I mean you're one screwed-up little kid...do you understand? So try and stay positive, stay away from drugs and alcohol-and in the meantime (looks into his cup) I'm gonna put you on a heavy regiment of prozac. (gasps) Uhh!! Oh my God you sick little monkey!!

by cathrynRules February 10, 2004

moogie

verb; meaning to ask someone to get the fuck out of the way

"Man! That slow ass needs to moogie!"

by Club112 October 30, 2008

Mookie

One of those guys that is ALWAYS driving girls around, taking them to parties, starbucks, etc.

The girl has no interest in the guy at all besides "friends", but the guy (mookie) thinks otherwise.

Most mookies are straight up tools and think they are sweet, but really no one likes them

Me: "When do you think mookie is going to show up with all the little girls who can't drive."
Joey: "Idk bro, but hes bout to drive them all night and get nothing in return."

by BeedoubleU March 12, 2010

mooley ass nigga guy

An italian whos says nigga alot

Wonder y theres no black guys in mario he a mooley ass nigga guy

by Semp1991 January 11, 2008

rap moblie

A variation of the pimp mobile. This one is used for R.A.P.
Suck it!

M: ...You're bbeiahpp right!
Dr: To the Rapmoblie!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix July 26, 2004

Mollie

Willowy long and leggy; adorned with perfect fruit. Born into a small Montana boondock, graduated to a larger whistle-stop. Dreams of NYC; Looks as though she should. Likely listens to Style Council’s Bleu Café. Has a close relationship with a Dr. Bob! Capricious and wayward. Likes to drink and has a cute languid wink. Can touch the sky, without the heels. Always in something black. Fain to manifest a British accent. Tattooed. Can play gay. Definitely Bi and cooler than you. Probably reads Nylon, and the Style section of the New York Times. Would like to live off someone else’s money. Dyes hair frequently. Presumptively sleeps with everyone, initiating halfwits to talk about it at great volume in crowded watering holes. Day dreaming consists of choosing outfits for the next show (aka, any night out). Vagina clips! Don’t know, don’t ask, flawlessly naughty. Large lower lip that curls exquisitely over. The perfect snack for any American boy or girl.
Liv Tyler wishes!

I would certainly like to enlist in a little mollie commission with that alluring woman.

Synonyms: bewitching, pulchritudinous, symmetrical, sublime, haut monde

by crème de la crème December 14, 2008

Mookie

A Caucasian man with light skin that tans to a dark complexion after 1 day in the sun. Mookie is a generic name of African origin that is assigned to a person with this skin type

Hey Mookie you just have to look at the sun and you turn black

by HJOlympian December 2, 2009