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Miguel

One of the gayest Mexicans you’ll probably meet once in your life. He literally needs a cock to live each day. Be careful when you’re around them because if they see your back they’ll give you the instant back stroke. He is not a bad guy though, but may have some trouble communicating because all he wants from you is that cock.
Omg look, it’s Miguel over there. Make sure he doesn’t see us or else he will start raping us like a stupid monkey.
by Slaughterwww July 8, 2022
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vince miguel

vince miguel is the best person to walk on earth
by JotaroNightSky June 7, 2021
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Miguel Ángel

Son las personas más asquerosas del mundo, no tienen sentimientos, siempre quieren ver sufrir a la gente y son unos mancos al clash Royal aparte de que son asquerosos y tienen una obsesión con el sol y Sevilla, muchos se llaman en clash royale solsevillano aparte de que nunca comparten nada
Sofía: cuántas veces has ganado al juego ese?
Miguel Ángel: ni una vez me tocan puros chinos en el juego

Sofía: me das un vampiro?(caramelo)
Miguel Ángel: NO!
by Rodrigoproo9 November 22, 2021
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Miguel

Miguel is Someone who thinks they are all that.Just really ugly, just like there wannabes “hoes”. They have anger issues the need to solve. They act like they know everything. They are really dumb.
Dang I can’t believe you ever dated Miguel I feel bad for you.
by (:(you decide April 9, 2022
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Miguel

That one guy that loves your friend's cousin.
AIN'T NO WAY MIGUEL STOLE UR GIRL DAWG.
by Among us Gamer October 2, 2022
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Way to Miguel It

At mini-golf: your ball was 2 inches from the hole, how could you miss?! Way to Miguel it!
by FTK lifestyle July 10, 2012
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Miguel Salamanca

A Mexican typically known for knocking out straight white males, a Miguel Salamanca is also a Ro-Cartel cocaine addict.
I feel like snorting a line of coke today and assaulting a homeless white male, especially one called Jacob, I feel so Miguel Salamanca.
by abc31 July 14, 2023
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