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Michael is a mentally tough individual who has encountered quite a handful of hardships and difficult experiences throughout his life. He is also very fair and treats most of the people he meets similarly to the way they treat him and tolerates no sort of abuse or shit from anyone. However, at times, he may be overly-judgmental of certain people he runs into, but he is just relying on what his own gut and instinct tells him initially. Most importantly, he is also extremely unpredictable and not a person who you would want to associate as your enemy.
Never underestimate Michael because you may be surprised what he knows or what he is capable of.
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mr brightside <3 someone so sweet and caring, so nice to everyone and a great person to know and talk to
hey dude do you know michael?”

“how could i not? he’s the best ever
by puppyslvt March 10, 2022
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When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. This is due to the spore cloud produced by Michaels upon meeting a new person. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. This is a ruse. A Michael has a seemingly perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute, armed, dangerous, and nearby. They occasionally have personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. Again, do not be fooled. This is how Michaels begin the assimilation process. He does everything according to the hive mind and goes with the flow of consciousness that connects all Michaels. Michael will be naturally good at anything, one of the effects of the hive mind. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? The answer to this question is, as a general rule, not worth the risk. A Michael is ruthless, they'll do anything to further their agenda of world domination. They love to be violent, and will do so at the slightest inconvenience. Overall, Michael is the last person you will ever meet. If something feels wrong, worry. Michael's got you.

Threat level: 9.8/10

Weaknesses: None
Person 1: "hey look it's Michael"

Person 2 (wise): *starts running*
by Rootwalla March 27, 2022
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he is the sweetest guy I've ever met, always tries to cheer me up, he's the funniest clown who makes me choke on laughter, hes got the most addictive personality ever like from his voice/laugh to his stupid comments, i wanna spend every second w him. if u ever want a lil bitch ass nerd w some good dick, get yoself a michael. ill never love anyone more than I love my Mikey Wikey
Michael: *exists*
me: *falls in love*
by skyethebunny February 2, 2022
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Michael is literally Hitler
by MickleAFuckinPickle August 5, 2021
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very sus human being he likes to sing

I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton

I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world

I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)

jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality
Hey michael
ahaha sksks heeyyy im gay
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a person who is annoying but always there for me...
MICHAEL SHUT UP U R ANNOYING ME
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