March 5th

The day you're aloud to hit your siblings

Me:it's March 5th

Siblings:oh no

by Lovepoopoo November 3, 2019

March 3

Today is throw an avocado at your friend day!

Person 1: hey guess what?
Person 2: uhh? What?
Person 1: *gets avocados out* it's march 3
Person 2: fuck

by UhhhHhhh...hi.its.daddy December 6, 2020

march 8th

the day a fine ass bitch was born! thick and has a pretty face too. so kind and loyal and funny and the best person!

guy: oh yeah her birthday is march 8th
guy: noo wayy woah

by getthemoney$$$ November 24, 2019

March 2nd

The day the the realist g on the earth was born hailing down as the conquerer of females and the slayer of opps

March 2nd The day of Legends

Ohhh so you are a march 2nd nigga

by 5God November 5, 2019

March 16

The day that is next to a worthless holiday, Saint Patrick's Day. The people who have this birthday are normally gorgeous.

Wow, she looks like she was born on March 16th.

by Yourrrrrrwelcommeee October 15, 2019

5 March(Girls National Day)

If you are a girl then it’s your fucking day and you are just so incredible,beautiful and amazing💗Everyone loves you

Are you going to celebrate 5 March(Girls National Day)?

by clara🥵🥺🤡🤠 October 17, 2019

March 19

National send your boyfriend a booty pic

So go send him one no matter where you are on march 19

by Lup3 March 18, 2021