Max

All Max's LOVE drugs and crime. They love committing fraud and taking psychedelic drugs. They hate humans but love animals. They hate women for MANY MANY reasons. They hate the government. They hate all people. They are depressed. But they LOOOOOVE money

Max

by Aleizi April 29, 2013

Max

Some fuck nut who can't walk,loves parkour and has a fucking massive head but don't worry cus his chin looks like my arse

*BANG* "what was that" "just max"

by Coffee table Kong club July 3, 2016

maxing

maxing out on all the food after gettin blowed

damn man i got the munchies i need to max!

by MrGrinch January 30, 2004

Max

A kids name that is the complete opposite of their size. They sit around all day on a PS3 or computer or annoy everyone. Future pimp.

Max: (nerdy, high-pitched voice) I got a 20 kill streak on highrise and I'm lvl 99 on all 30 of my runescape accounts.

Normal Guy: No one gives a shit.

by GooseDude2010 July 9, 2010

Max

The most of which something can be, or exist as a tangible item that one could touch, therefore, being within existence, which, because it is a state and not a place, cannot be located. Often used to make crappy things sound slightly less so, and also to make idiots think they're getting a good deal. ;Beckhard

I can still make you happy! To the maaaaaaxxx (max)

by Daniel Christensen, vunerable 14 yro April 3, 2007

Max

he’s a smelly ass dude, he hasn’t found out that showers exist. He’s a Ethiopian, and a fucking caveman.

look at max he’s a bitch

by FridgeDog July 3, 2020

max

gay, hairy not fun to be around. he can be a bitch at times. and tall

my friend is like max.

by sticky dog May 22, 2017