Mates wifeing

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.

I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.

by A mates wife August 08, 2019

alo mate

The best greeting ever! People who say 'alo mate' are the best type of people.

"Hey"
"Alo Mate"
"OMG, I just know ur funny"

by MeatBallerzz March 10, 2022

Smother Mate

When a girl squeezes your head with her thighs while giving you a footjob

Ok Dinny full disclosure I think a smother mate is actually a chess thing but I just made this thinly disguised fetish up

by unholytrinity3 March 04, 2023

table mate

A cowerer who goes to a conference with you who sits at the same table.

Hey pal, who is your table mate today?

by mr+Incognito September 18, 2019

Loo Mates

Office workers who end up meeting only in the loo because their bladders seem to be better synchronised than their calendars.

Dan and Stan are really close loo mates - they bumped into each other three times in the washroom yesterday.

by Mohit Hira August 12, 2011

Coffee mate

An Australian saying coffee

Goodaye, want some coffee mate?

by Fun-ee April 24, 2022

clup mate

A Drink Out of a plant

Clup Mate The best soft Drink ever made

by Niclasske January 02, 2017