by yowchi August 02, 2021
Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021
Infatuation Marriage = Social Media/Stars that marry before 25 years old. Example: Bieber and Bieber (formerly Baldwin).
They were an infatuation marriage.
by Wordsmithyall February 08, 2019
This lobster mac and cheese is a Marriage Meal
by Shasta P. McNasty November 12, 2019
Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha
brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother
brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother
by streamcatvideosonline February 20, 2022
A same-sex marriage where one of the people involved is transgender. Conservatives will simultaneously claim the marriage isn't legitimate because they oppose gay marriage while also claiming the trans person to be their agab, in which case they should see the marriage as being straight and should not have an issue with it. They will still get angry about it regardless because their opinions don't make sense.
Person A: So your homophobic and transphobic aunt is mad at you for marrying a girl even though she believes you are still a man?
Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.
Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.
by Mr.Hangover July 06, 2023
by Rich H March 06, 2015