Marple Hall School

A school full of cunts who will all fail their GCSE's cos the teachers are awful

Marple Hall School is shit

by Mr Barker & Mrs Gregory May 17, 2022

mamplet

derogatory term used for women who do not yet meet the criteria of a mampie....

pig is to piglet as mampie is to mamplet....

wow, she's almost a mampie. guess she is a mamplet.

by trishmacfish December 24, 2010

manplums

the testies

I'm in pain, I've just been hit in the manplums.

by Koala Dicks October 21, 2010

Marble farm

A grave yard. A way of describing a grave yard as growing marble grave stones.

Grandma died the other day, gotta head over to the marble farm.

by shinobi_girl13 July 28, 2011

Maple Double-Double

A variation on the 'Double-Double' a typical Canadian way of preparing coffee, made by putting two portions of milk, and two packets of sugar into black filter-prepared coffee.

The Maple Double-Double is created by putting two portions of milk/creamer and two small diner-packets of maple syrup.

Outside of a greasy spoon cafeteria setting this can be replicated with two splashes of milk and syrup from the bottle.

"I'll take a plate of Poutine, two glazed Tim-Bits, and a Maple Double-Double please."

"My roommate used all of my Real Maple Syrup, leaving me nothing but Mrs. Butterworth's for my Maple Double-Double!"

by Reggie Pindakaas September 4, 2012

Maple Thrust

When one person puts his syrup-soaked penis into another person's asshole with vigor.

Homosexuality is not required, but may be perceived by any viewers.

Ned encouraged his roommates to maple thrust him because he wanted to prove he gets weirder than them when he's drunk. His asshole hurt the next day.

by Elk Refugee November 6, 2013

maple glaze

another word for cum.

Jay: I just put all my maple glaze on Katie earlier.
Tim: Your what??
Jay: My maple glaze man. I came all over her! My cum was everywhere.
Tim: Oh ok.

by Token1 July 2, 2015