chinese mustache

A Chinese moustache is a great companion for a Chinese man. Chinese moustache is also called Mustachio for short.

The Chinese man loved his Mustachio.

Yeah, He has a cool Chinese Mustache

by Chinese Mustachio November 29, 2013

buttwipe mustache

Basically when someone wipes a finger all the way down thier ass crack and then wipes it under someones nose.

This is something you may want to do to someone who is passed out drunk. When they breathe in, they smell your ass.

by matt February 4, 2004

Acne Mustache

An Acne Mustache really explains itself. For the dumb ones, it is where acne is covering the whole top lip up to the nose.

Girl with acne mustache: Will you go out with me?
Me: noe you acne whore you have an acne mustache!
Girl with acne mustache: ::cry::

by mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! June 22, 2005

Mustache Ride

Putting on your helmet and high visibility jacket, and then getting driven around by a mustachioed significant other.

Walking to the dig site would have been awful, but thankfully Cam gave me a mustache ride!

by MysteryBoater21 April 3, 2020

Boomer Mustache

When you cum on your girls upper lip and brush it with your pubic hairs, henceforth making a white and gray mustache.

Bill: Damn girl, i want to get in bed with you and make a Boomer Mustache

by Yahboi_Skinnypenis December 9, 2019

Hot Mustache

A sexual position where in the female partner accidentally farts on her partner’s face whilst receiving oral sex in the reverse-cowgirl-on-the-face position.

Dude, we were going at it and then she hit me with the Hot Mustache.

by Your Dad’s Mustache April 10, 2018

zebra mustache

When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde.

Drew has a zebra mustache.

by The Zebra Man December 16, 2008