Muppet

A person who sings or plays in a band.
Used to describe people that entertain other people but in reality there such making a fool of them selfs.

That band is a bunch of muppets!

by Martin (J) May 3, 2008

Punch a Muppet

The feeling you have when you are so angry that you feel like you could punch an innocent and adorable character, such as one of Jim Henson’s Mupppets.

I’m so mad, I could punch a Muppet!

by RadioJock March 22, 2024

Muppet

Noun: term of endearment for close friends, often in a form of banter.

Noun: a general insulting term to describe an undesirable person.

“Tomaselli just failed his math quiz because he didn’t study. He’s such a muppet.”

by TTPN March 2, 2018

Muppetic Irony

Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.

There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.

by Richree July 26, 2008

Muppet talk

When a person inserts there entire hand up someones ass and proceeds to spell different words using sign language while the "Muppet" tries to guess the word correctly. Each word guessed correctly is a point.

Last night I got six points playing Muppet talk ! And one of the words was hippopotamus.

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

Muppet Broadcast

When you fist two people at once, alternating strokes so that the recipients' grunts are in phase. The two fistees face the same way, so their reactions resemble a news broadcast, with a "muppeteer" underneath.

Can I do a muppet broadcast with you two?

by Knullthu February 29, 2024

Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet

“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppet ‘ last night

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022