Muppet

A person who is absolutely clueless about everything. They are ignorant as fuck and are generally idiotic pricks

Speaker1: Your mum is fat.

Speaker2: Shut up you muppet you aren't funny you didn't make anyone laugh other than yourself.

by Chvrjis November 28, 2021

Muppet

A person who does stupid and often retarted things

Look at Gary, he just popped a stiffy in front of his cousin. What a muppet

by Jiffyjustpoppedastiffy May 18, 2019

Muppet

A dog or a cat that is adorable AF!!!

Kesher, Kura, and Nutmeg were Muppet!!

by Mintzy Cocoa Puffs April 25, 2021

Muppet

A word in British slang which describes an individual who is to be "Crushed with a fistful of Crumpets"

OMG you stupid Muppet commit scouter ankle

by Yung Musacuminada May 05, 2019

Muppet

Muppet: A Mindless Puppet

A person who conforms to society without thought.

Follows social norms mindlessly and controlled. A Mindless Puppet

John does whatever society expects him to do without thinking. What a Muppet!

by Raina Rayne January 02, 2024

Muppet

One of multiple screen names of a person who is flooding a forum with their views in duplicate.

The forum is flooded with Muppets tonight, can I get a witness?

by Eric th' Red November 14, 2008

Muppet

1. Noun : A political figure whom engages in theatrics and/or exaggerated conduct while the media is present.

2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.

3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.

1. The PM was a muppet during yesterdays speech.

2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.

3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.

by Isawordifcommonlyunderstood November 20, 2022