Your mum

The best comback in the world!...'your mum'

"Your mum's so dumb she got hit by a parked car"

"Your mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin"

by the village people June 18, 2006

Ur mum

An incredibly obnoxious and rude insult. Can be Fatal

Ur mum gay

by Pooeh poohead October 5, 2018

and your mum

bloody townies who cant think of a better come back say it. its become so common not even people whos mums are DEAD give a shit anymore.

Related to: and your dad, thats what your mum said last night, mother fucker, y tu madre.

A:You #!&£££)"(&*$£$&££$*£($£$&
B:And your mum.

by drako December 22, 2004

your mum

an extremely stupid insult by people with a small vocabulary and limited IQ. can be funny in rare occasions.

sped: man what the hell is that funky smell
slightly funn sped: your mum

sped: what long and hard and full of sea men
slightly funny sped: your mum

by Metal Head666 December 28, 2005

Ur mum

Ur mum is the absolute best, original, wittiest, and well thought out insult known to man.

Guy 1- Stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar

Guy 2- I'm doing ur mum

by Lil faggoty fag June 10, 2022

mum tum

The loose, saggy skin and accompanying fat around a woman's midsection that remains after having a baby, which often persists even after returning to one's pre-pregnancy weight.

British English.

These stretchy high-waisted jeans are great for covering up mum tum!

by araneaeee December 1, 2016

Robbie’s Mum

Robbie’s mum is a junkie reprobate that cuts about behind the nisa locals and the jet garages all over Scotland. She loves selling her body for pills and syringes, Robbie’s gran is also Swiss cheese.

Oh my god it’s robbie’s mum!!
She smells like scrumpy jacks, kensitas clubs and herpes!!!! Help!!!

by Cumbum12 April 18, 2023