When a woman takes a poop on a man's penis, then the man slaps the woman in the face with his poop-covered penis.
by koolby4125 January 13, 2011

Cameron- "Dude, Gavin drank all of the beer and is passed out on the couch."
Austin- "What the hell, I wanted that beer!"
Cameron- "Let's make him walk the 'Muddy Road'..."
Austin- "What the hell, I wanted that beer!"
Cameron- "Let's make him walk the 'Muddy Road'..."
by Chillingallday April 26, 2014

When receiving oral sex from a kneeling patron, one covertly slicks the patron's hair back with their own feces much the way one would apply a cheap mousse. Thus, making them a shittin' image of a "muddy otter."
by gobble docker February 5, 2010

by Cristiano Ronaldo Fan February 21, 2009

When you have diarhea and a friends sleeping, you stick your butt cheeks so your butthole is in contact with their nose. Then you shit out all into their nose and face, giving them a muddy surprise.
by Johneeee November 23, 2006

The "muddy skunk" is when you have a black girl, prefferably 250 lbs or more, on all fours, then put a skinny, pale, white girl on the black girl's back and do both of them in the ass until a muddy trail connects the two.
by mickeyskunk August 31, 2011

a named used by the staff of family guy to replace the word dirty sanchez because the censors wouldn't let them use the word dirty sanchez.. usually refering to anal sex then pulling out the penis and putting it across the girls lips to give her a poo moustache
by sitruk June 20, 2011
