minnesota blow job

A sexual act out of state that never actually happened

Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year

1 year later... u totally didn't

by The Fredrick wrap January 25, 2016

minnesota freezer

Stcking a dildo int a freezer for 1 hour, then jamming it into your ass while someone puts ice cubes down your throat

" yesterday my boy friend gave me a Minnesota freezer. It was cold"

by Rollsause February 14, 2017

Minnesota Sweat Lodge

When you fart while driving and the heat is on max amplifying the smell. Lock windows for best results.

On the way to deer camp, Bob gave us a Minnesota Sweat Lodge and I nearly died.

by Dinkodare October 15, 2017

Minnesotad

The act of fingering a moh and/or beoir in a public place.

“Did you hear Jack minnesotad some beoir in whelans in Saturday”

by Chublink January 24, 2018

Minnesota Inchworm

A variation of the Manitoba Snowplow, for men with a small penis.

I gave my wife a Minnesota Inchworm last night with my 3 inch penis.

by Medic130 June 26, 2018

Minnesota Hotdish

When a Police Station is on fire.

Hey Brian, did you see the 3rd Precinct last night? It was a real Minnesota Hotdish after the protest.

by DirtVonnegut May 29, 2020

Minnesota Gopher

When a girl/guy is giving you head and they pulls it out of his/her mouth for you to cum on their face and you bong them with your fist on the top of her head like carnival whack a mole game

She pulled out like I was gonna white washer her and I Minnesota gophered her

by Thebigsnowman October 30, 2020