Shaun's Roommate's Friends: So is it just me? Or was Shaun eating out Optimus Prime last Night? Because I found this Mechanical Wings pin on the counter.
Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left.
Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.
Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left.
Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.
by Giant Deb January 17, 2024

when a girl or boy with braces gives you a blowjob and they excessively rip of your foreskin and drink the blood
by suspicius December 10, 2024

"When we get to Moab, let's rent a sweet Jeep to hit the trails with!" "No way. I've got too much mechanical pride for that. We're taking my stock, 94 Geo Tracker!"
by anonymous October 18, 2022
