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Mechanical Wings

It's the pin you receive after eating a girl out so good that she morphs into Optimus Prime.
Shaun's Roommate's Friends: So is it just me? Or was Shaun eating out Optimus Prime last Night? Because I found this Mechanical Wings pin on the counter.

Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left.

Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.
by Giant Deb January 17, 2024
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mechanical circumsition

when a girl or boy with braces gives you a blowjob and they excessively rip of your foreskin and drink the blood
hmmmm kai it looks quite tight let me give you a mechanical circumsition
by suspicius December 10, 2024
mugGet the mechanical circumsitionmug.

Mechanical Pride

Using your less desirable tool or machine for the job, only because of the fact that it's yours.
"When we get to Moab, let's rent a sweet Jeep to hit the trails with!" "No way. I've got too much mechanical pride for that. We're taking my stock, 94 Geo Tracker!"
by anonymous October 18, 2022
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