May mat

When your dumbass friend doesn't use autocorrect when typing "may may"

Macy: "my nickname is may mat"
Friend: "don't you mean may may?"
Macy: "yes OMG!"

by Drummgirl July 29, 2016

Mats

Mats is a guy who would absolutely violate you in bed. He is the strongest and smartes species of male humans you can find. Every Mats has a big penis, the size can be compared to a baseball bat or a 1.5 Liter sized cock. When you see a Mats you will instantly be dripping wet as if you just came.

Mats: Hey, my name is...
Girl: IS IT MATS?!
Mats: Yes, is it because you can see my third leg?
Girl: Sex?

by Yellowskin rizz September 7, 2023

New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home

My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown

by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023

mat coir

A guy who is afraid of cockroach , and so dumb in class and always sleep in class

Hey awe u a so mat coir

by Awes December 30, 2017

Le Mat

Le Mat (Sometimes known as "Le Fou") is the name seen for "The Fool"'s tarot card in the Tarot of Marseilles, which is a deck of tarot cards made in France around the 17th century, in (you guessed it!) Marseilles. It comes from the Italian words: "Il Matto", literally meaning something along the lines of "The Madman".

The character arcana in the Persona series for Igor is The Fool. When you look closely at the assigned card, you will see that it says "Le Mat" on there.

by kk_a February 10, 2025

Matting

(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.

When the barista messed up his coffee for the third time, Kyle went full Matting mode.

by Vendordefender August 27, 2025

chat mat

like the australian noun "chat" but you add mat at the end when something really makes your blood boil. chat mat's are absolute incels with no rhyme or reason to exit other than to piss you off.

you: omg look, its chat mat himself.

your mate: stop being salty he rejected you and get over him

by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023