lingley

A lingley is a euphemism for the never ending struggle to get tail, whether it be from a male or female. Lingley was an expert of the tail pursuit in the American Southwest during the late 1980s, similar to Chaz Reinhardt from Wedding Crashers. For that purpose, a lingley is an homage to the hunt for sexual partners or the act of hunting for sexual partners.

i.e. "man, i think we should get pinned and pull a lingley tonight. I need to get laid"

i.e. " (with an unsuspecting parent) - mom, i would really love to stay and talk about grandma's boils but i have to go out and pull a lingley tonight."

by The Wonder from Down Under November 16, 2007

Finger It and Linger It

Much like the term "Hit It and Quit it," but not to the extent of having sex, but around the extent of just fingering. You commit the act, and then leave the woman to "linger" or stay, where they belong... most likely away from you.

I hooked up with that girl at the party, but I just decided to Finger It and Linger It.

by Jacob Delacruz March 13, 2011

ling

Short for Zerg Zergling, a unit from Starcraft. It is a small, cheap, unit that is best if used in groups of 12 or more.

Lings are used to swarm an enemy base.

by Ruppy October 4, 2005

ling

to act drunk when you are not; trying to fit in with the crowd and make yourself look cool when really it makes you look like a huge loser; common occurence among designated drivers.

Person 1: "hey man, what are you drinkin tonight?"
Person 2: "nothin, i'm gonna ling it"
at party...
Person 3: "wow, that guy is real drunk!"
Person 1: "naw man, he hasn't drank anything tonight....he's linging"
Person 3: "ohh....dude you're such a linger!"
a year later....
Person 3: "dude, remember that time you lung??"

by SusieQ252 July 15, 2006

ling

Short for Zergling, usually used in the phrase "ling rush" which is an early attack with Zerglings in a game of starcraft.

The guy's ling rush killed the n00b in no time. (See n00b)

by Ick October 19, 2003

ling

An abbreviation of the word "feelings". It is most commonly used in chat sessions such as MSN or AIM.

That woman hurt my lings after breaking up with me.

by Bigmac January 2, 2005

Ling Ling

Ling Ling Offensive racists slur used to describe a Asian woman who doesn’t speak English well and works at a nail shop.

Racists Bigot Evelyn Lozada from the reality tv show Baseball Wives referred to CeCe; an Asian woman as “Ling Ling” and called another cast member named OG; a black woman; a “Monkey”.

by Renee Sanders October 8, 2019