Jon Lowe

the literal definition of a piss taker. a coward.

alex said "don't bloody jon lowe me cuzzie"

by donaldchump August 1, 2019

low ender

An individual that doesn't bring much to the table. Often times, this is a person that works a dead end job and does not have much motivation. This person tends to be overly dramatic and moody in social situations as there isn't anything else in their pathetic life. Low Enders often tend to cluster together.

John: I thought you were going to head out with Ali and her friends this weekend?
Mike: No way dude, they're all a bunch of low enders. I'm not going to waste my time with those low lifes.

by pjcslice June 3, 2010

Low Approach

It's when your getting ready to go down on a woman and the stench is so bad you lift your face up and leave.

Steve: Dude, I had to do a Low Approach on that skank last night, it smelled like a dead cat!

Kyle: Bro, you should have done a Touch and Go first!

by Angry Controller November 10, 2011

Low ride

To wear your trousers in a silly looking way around the lower half of the upper legs, inspired from the 'prison bitch' look in American prisons, where orange overalls would be worn looser to apparently allow easier access to the anus. The style is usually worn by people who think they are 'gangster' but are actually not.

Low rider: Thoughts I look bad in low ridin' ma trousers.
Smart person X: Y, look at that chav thinking he is bad wearing his trousers like that.
Smart person Y: Yeah, what an idiot.

by TrueDefinition February 11, 2010

low six

Similar to a low five between two bros, but with the added flair of a sixth digit, aka one's dick.

Commonly performed on nude beaches, this is seen as the ultimate gesture of friendship.

"dude bro i was giving this guy a low five but he was so clutch that it became a low six"

by Sirblondie December 17, 2008

gary low

A peadophile who killed marshmallow and then ate him. Could be refered to as a rapist. Watch out he might get you.

Watch out Gary low is going to get you

by marshy marsh February 12, 2015

Low Bridge

When one person (person A) gets on all fours behind a person (person B) standing without then knowing. Person C, who is also standing facing person B, shoves person B, forcing them backwards. Because person A is directly behind the legs of person B, they are unable to take a step back and fall rather ungracefully backwards, often scared and bewildered.

After being low bridged, Jeff got up swinging his fists, even though his ass and head were in great pain.

by CONSTANTINES VISION August 12, 2008