Louisiana Love Potion

Using menstrual blood as a sauce or seasoning to entrance anyone of your choosing into loving you dearly.

Gary: She gave me a " Louisiana Love Potion" last night it was delicious!
Jerry: Oh no...

by Jeff Jeondre January 23, 2022

Louisiana Shish-kebab

A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.

Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.

by BustMyCashew37.5 November 7, 2018

Louisiana Lean Pocket

When a person who consumes a healthy fiber-rich diet shits in a someone's orifice to achieve sexual gratification for one or both parties.

I ran by the health food store today, get ready for your Louisiana Lean Pocket!

by negativecr33p December 8, 2017

Louisiana Hotdog Stand

When you have a girl take your food and dip it into her colostomy bag for extra flavoring.

"Hey man, Take your Coxinha to Rito, she'll give it the ol' Louisiana Hotdog Stand. Makes it taste 100% better. "

by 4Evers June 14, 2018

louisiana gas mask

When two people are taking a shower together and one of them takes a shower cap and fart's into it and put it over the other persons face

Bro i got the gas *pulls louisiana gas mask over face*

by Child beater 69 May 16, 2018

Louisiana Snake Eyes

the act of having sexual intercourse a girl in the "dipper" position and then as you get in the sixty-nine position you take a diarrhea shit on her face creating "Chocolate Rain". As she wipes the shit off her face, stab her in the ear with a toothpick thus giving her the "Hillbilly Dental floss". Then at the peak of the sexual intercourse, right before you ejaculate, have her bite your your dick, then punch her in her nose, then cum in her eyes, thus creating "Blind Man's Bluff". After that grab ketchup and put it in the center of each cum-filled eye. finally creating as we know as Louisiana Snake Eyes

Rasphusha loves Louisiana Snake Eyes

by DeadsexyFish March 16, 2009

Louisiana coal trian

get a turtle head and wiat for it to dry turning it into a dingeberry then stick the dingleberry in the womans lunch meattherefore dildoing her with the dried piece of shit hanging out of your sfinkter

"roxane was bieng shity last night so i gave her a Louisiana coal trian"

by shabu subhash December 20, 2008