library boy

A JAT sales person that makes excuses to get out of working.

John is such a Library Boy--he hasn't done a bit of work all day.

by Larry Accordino July 29, 2008

Library Liberal

rational and more logic based on certain ideas and practices/opinions as oppse to their peers (see: Anarchist).Extremely skeptical on certain things, mainly new fads, alternative medicines and conspiracy theories.

Anarchist: Down with government! Burn the bible! DEAD KENNEDYS!

New-Ager: Big Pharma.....just' sayin'. THEY'RE OUT TO GET YOU AND STEAL YOUR MONEY!

Library Liberal: You guys need to chill......seriously. The last thing people want to hear is you shouting nonsense disguised as your irrational agenda.

by Jimmyfingaz August 21, 2010

Library Hangover

The drowsy, often tired feeling one experiences after spending all day confined in a library studying.

Oona: what's doing tonight? i'm thinking we go crash that party in your street
Anthea: nah sorry, i have the biggest library hangover, i'm just gonna try sleep it off

by anteloper July 14, 2011

libracrit

Liberal allowing only the Left point of view to be seen or acknowledged.

Libracrit:

Allowing a students 1st amendment rights to "Walkout" of class and demonstrate for Anti Gun laws or repeal of any 2nd Amendment rights. But not allowing discussions or a "walkout" for a descending position of allowing teachers to be armed. An unabashed single point of view that is liberally charged without the worry of it creating hypocrisy when the same rules or tolerances are denied from a conservative thought.

by Craigerz127 March 13, 2018

Library

A place to hook up at night

Joey: Oh we saw you in the library, man!
Mike: Yeah bro, I was studying the anatomy of the female body

by Living meme fangirl queen January 20, 2019

librarian

A person who is so anal that they have sought a job to define their compulsive tendencies. As librarians, these 'overly enthusiastic' individuals can not only revel in their compulvieness, they can force it on other people too. Librarians often bait people into their dens by offering information or entertainment, usually of the wholesome kind.

Information in Librarian dens (often called Libraries) is sorted meticulously by a variety of nonsensical systems. Some libaries have been known to assign numbers to CDs in the order they purchase them and then organize them by number, effectively hindering any person from finding the CD that they want.

"Shh! This is a library!"
-Common Librarian Quote

by Tim Miller January 3, 2004

Library

Place where homeless people go to wash up in the bathroom and escape from the streets until ladies with godawfully tight buns shoo them away because they smell like soiled panties.

Homeless Man #1: Earl, get out of you box.
Homeless Man #2: Why? It's so cold and we're both homeless.
Homeless Man #1: We need to get baths and some refuge from this terrible cold and the library is open.
Homeless Man#2: Yeah! Let's go make it smell like ass!

by Bertny April 4, 2009