Like loosing my virginity to an Irishman

Ties in with the stereotype that Irish men are not very articulate or compassionate. If something was particularly unpleasant or an anti-climatic it might be "like loosing your virginity to an Irishman". Another way it can be said with similar meaning is "like having sex with an Irishman".

Person1: How was your first shift at work?
Person2: It was like loosing my virginity to an Irishman.

Can be used in a stern way to cut conversation off as it is something you do not wish to talk about.

by reggieocallaghan April 18, 2015

Jaden Loring

A nerd with hawiian shirts, he has a tiny dick and an even tinier heart

Is that Jaden Loring the tiny dick dude?

by Jaden Ls mom June 5, 2023

wigger loving nigger

Or nigger loving wigger

Interacial relationship between a white person loves a black or black loves white

Hey man! did you see that wigger loving nigger walk by?

White man: check out that black beauty
Friend: YOU NIGGER LOVING WIGGER

by John Castillo April 30, 2006

ear lobing

when a slimey forriegner keeps trying to cock block you in the bar with cheesy lines like "I'm from England" or "Did you get that hand bag from paris" or "Do I know you?". He Never gets the ladies and neither do you b/c you are friends with him.

Alex is ear lobing on all my bitches.

by Cbuzz September 9, 2005

loxing

Loxing means to masturbate. Like, you know, pleasure yourself.

Doris: Why is there a cucumber hanging out of your fangita??

Dave: Oh you know, I'm loxing.

by Hannah A November 9, 2006

ever-loving-tree

your mind, your place of exsistance

you're out of your ever-loving-tree.

by Julie Sherman July 27, 2006

Loring Park Fountain

A Loring Park Fountain is a sex act similar to a Bukkake, it is performed with a group of 3 or more guys forming a circle around someone who is on their knees with their mouth open like a baby bird. The guys then proceed to masturbate and ejaculate into the recipient's mouth and once everyone has finished the recipient gargles and sprays the cum into the air like a fountain.

I would really like to see Michele Bachmann receive a Loring Park Fountain with all the members of Congress blowing loads in her mouth.

by TheDukeOfPuke June 1, 2011