Ling

A person who often shows off his 'superior' drip to others

Person 1: Look at my new Nike shoes!

Person 2: Stop being a ling

by Potato fan May 27, 2023

ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

Ling Keuy

Ling Keuy is one of the two guardians of hell. Ling Keuy and his brother Wong Meuy were once one single being held together by holy powers but were banished from heaven by God for being too powerful.

They now spend their time guarding hell and fucking bitches, long dick style!

Yoooo you heard of Ling Keuy?

Do you mean one of the guardians of hell? Of course man he is a legend!

by stinfs September 15, 2019

Ling Wen

SHE IS THE HOTTEST CIVIL GOD OUT THERE, like i cant even

Liv: Ling Wen is the hottest
Skyler: no shes not its Shi Qingxuan
Liv: die

by JudgingUAss May 3, 2022

Ling

a secret word that can be used in class
no one knows what ling is but basically it is dick in hindi
ALSO SHARE THIS WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIEND THAT WOULD RUIN THE JOKE BY SPREDING IT TO THE CLASS!

my ling hurts!
everyone laughs in confusion

by snodre January 10, 2022

Linga-ling

Something weird you want to show or something you want to show that can be a bit offensive

I wanna show you something linga-ling.

by petete the pipe June 30, 2023

Ling Lang

A huge asian Penis that is fully HARD.

I can see ling lang

by SammyDiasinos January 31, 2021