lancing

To masturbate (has to be a guy doing it)

I was lancing last night at the porno.

by pjbpjb August 25, 2009

Lancing

When eating Mac and Cheese, you thread the noodles onto the tines of the fork, and eat them shishkabob style.

I'm lancing my mac and cheese.

by Hadien June 7, 2007

Lamping

Putting a lampshade on your head while having sex

Dan: let's lamp

Tegan: *puts lampshade on head*

Dan: *lamps tegan*

Tegan: we're lamping!

by Maybesickwillbeourokay April 7, 2015

Georgetown Landing Marina

-The Thrid oldest sea port in South Carolina. It's history dating all the way back to colonial times when a one Dylanian Dickersonian had a war ship that he stole from the British and established a Marina in the surrounding Georgetown Area. This Marina was later used during the Revolutionary war as a port for the shipping and recieving of goods that were marked illegal by the British Forces. Messages were passed between captains at the Marina through songs sung by a band during that time known as "Old Canoe". They were known as that simply because they often rode around in an old indian canoe and sang the secret cryptic messages of the traders. Songs like "Wayfarer Blues" and "Settle Down". According to records, the bands members include the infamous Dylanian Dickersonian, Marcouis Cotaminaus, who was known for his insane skill on the "drums", and the other member of the band, Jeremiah Coleminari, who was known during the time for his skills on an insturment known as the "guitar".

"Lets go someplace historical, with a good history like "Georgetown Landing Marina" "

by Rickey Nathan March 8, 2009

Ireland Landing

It's a hard banging! Named after the hard airplane landings in Ireland due to the low cloud cover.

I can't wait until Michael gets home from Kuwait and gives me a real good Ireland landing.

by RaceyLust August 6, 2011

Landing bomb

When on a long plane ride is ending throw in a large Skoal bomb on the way back to ground, you will be so fucking buzzed

On the way into LA X i threw in a huge Landing bomb and i got buzzed as fuck

by Jimocashake May 2, 2010

lancing out

The act of being a complete bitch with a huge vagina and bailing on a good time at every opportunity!!

Arnold: "Hey dude do ya wanna come out clubbin tonight?? It'll be sweet as!!"

Tim: "Nah Dude, i'm busy studying Think i might stay in tonight"

Arnold: "you weak dog!! Stop lancing out!"

by sickofweakdogs April 3, 2011