Kinky Armadillo

When a dwarf with no arms is getting hit from behind, and is curled into a ball

Hey, Kyle gave that midget the other night a kinky armadillo

by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025

Kinky

involving or given to unusual sexual behaviour.

person A: I like being handcuffed

person B: You kinky little bitch

by Kinky bitch... June 13, 2022

Kinky Wagon

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.

Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!

by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022

kinky shenanigans

activities with friends which are often extremely stupid. does or does not have to be in any way kinky.

Person 1: "hey wanna get up to some kinky shenanigans together this weekend?"

Person 1's friend: "hell yea brother" *smashes beer over forehead and chugs*

by dylan loves bbc April 14, 2023

fake kinky

A person who acts kinky but is vanilla as heck but wants to fit in

“I am very kinky but I don’t want to be choked or anything ”

“Yo she’s fake kinky”

by Dumbass kitten July 12, 2022

kinky twinky

A gay guy who is especially kinky

That guy over there, guess what he’s into bdsm! He is a real kinky twinky

by wat is da dog doin February 20, 2023

Kinky

you.

you are kinky duhh

by smarterthanass January 25, 2023