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Keyboard Preacher

Often found in the comments section of forums and especially YouTube. A Keyboard Preacher is an individual who espouses religious and god related material. The preaching is more often than not completely unrelated to the conversation at hand.

Keyboard Preachers often talk about nothing other than god and religion and feel compelled to share their religion with others regardless of whether their audience cares or not. Keyboard Preachers will often cite scriptures and verses from the bible.
Example of Keyboard Preacher

Comment: "Joe Biden is completely inept at his job"

Keyboard Preacher: "everyone will kneel before Jesus Christ and all tongues will confess to come unto the lord"

Commenter: Nobody cares. Quit being a Keyboard preacher
by Momo Kawashima July 22, 2021
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keyboardqwtuipsfghjlzxcvnm

WTH this is how far QWERTY boredom has become. Type "keyboard" before typing in the rest of the letters like qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
No life. Agh, keyboardqwtuipsfghjlzxcvnm.
by plmjiuhnbvcdertg January 11, 2022
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Keyboard Karen

A person who stalks the comment section on social media platforms and harassess anyone with an opinion that could be perceived as different from their own. They are often entitled and speak down to others with a prominent self righteous attitude. When cornered in an argument, they may resort to accusations of bigotry or assume the role of victim.
I commented on a joke last night and a Keyboard Karen spent 2 hours trying to make me feel like a terrible person!
by Just Ignore Them December 17, 2021
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keyboard smash

the reaction of a sub or bottom whenever you flirt or compliment them
Top: Hi cutie~
Bottom: tyfgyhuyftwyeguhev (keyboard smash)
by GulliDumbo April 30, 2023
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Typewriter Keyboard

When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.

Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.
"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."
by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019
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crusty keyboard

A crusty keyboard is a person who has terrible hygiene and is a total pushover. If you meet a crusty keyboard turn around and run. The eye boogers just ain't worth it.
Yeah that kid Shane is such a crusty keyboard
by everyotherday88 May 8, 2019
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Wet Keyboard

A wet keyboard is when a women bends over and begins removing and incerting the keys of a keyboard into her vagina. The women then masturbates untill she squirts and releases the pieces onto the keyless keyboard.
I am getting a "Wet Keyboard" from my sister tonight! I CANT WAIT
by DeathByNoodle May 22, 2019
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