key rat

Someone who lives anywhere on Key Biscayne except the Grand Bay or the Ocean Club, attended KBCS, smokes the Chronic, is generally an undesirable character, likes budweiser, and has spent excessive time at the skihole.

Key Rats run it.

by gman February 18, 2004

Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys isthe Most Beautiful Woman to Grace the Face of The Earth.... all of you that say bad things about her are jealous. Please!!!! dont hate her because shes wayyyyyyyyy much better than much of you girls will be and wayyyy much better than all your girlfriends will be.

Beautiful Voice, Great Talente, Great Body....and oh yeah a hundred million times better than Beyonce!

If you want to see a real beautiful woman just look at Alicia Keys.

by Chri$ a.k.a Chyno January 18, 2006

Any Key

A computer term used to identify a specific key that needs to be pressed during the operation of certain programs. It is generally located next to the Power Button.

"Press Any Key to continue."

by vudu September 21, 2003

Ryan Key

The lead singer to the band: Yellowcard. Born December 17th 1979.

Yellowcard Fan # 1: "Did you see Ryan Key last night at Yellowcard's concert?"
Yellowcard Fan # 2: "Yeah. He was great!"

by YellowcardFighting October 17, 2008

Master Key

Also knows as as set of Bolt Cutters. Looks like a giant set of wire cutters. Can cut through nearly any pad lock.

When Ray lost the keys to the tool boxes we had to go looking for our Master Key.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Schrodinger's Keys

When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.

That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!

by aalh November 12, 2014

John Key

Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.

Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.

by Caspin April 26, 2016