Jordan

He gets angry at small things on a daily basis, hates blue books, and most importantly has a small willy

Jordan has a small willy!

by JordanhasAsmallWilly July 26, 2018

Jordan

Typically a male Gemini who will tell you he loves you but lie. Usually very lacking in the length department if you know what I mean. Cheater. Compulsive fibber and drama king. Especially the ones in raytown Missouri. STAY AWAY. seriously. Run for your life.

That guy is creepy and he's always lying! Must be Jordan. Jordan name

by thepussyslayer October 16, 2015

Jordan

Jordan has huge nostrils that can fit the whole world in them. He is usually in love with Taylor’s and I super annoying and gay and way TOO clingy.

He loves Taylor he must be a Jordan

by Hshshsshshshs May 30, 2018

Jordan

a person that's too high to think straight and may fail in life and loves to comment on others when hes not perfect himself.

"your becoming such a jordan"
"you don't wanna end up a jordan"

by bob_kally December 23, 2012

Jordan

A man that is athletic,with a very large penis.

The George family has plenty of Jordans.

by Dp3s January 8, 2017

Jordan

Someone who often has lots of dandruff in there hair. Has no outlook on life apart from flipping burgers every second weekend.

Check his hair, it's so Jordan

by Pmcguire97 June 15, 2014

Jordan

a creature with talons like iron and a singular nipple as long as a sword. His creature has no emotion and uses his nipple-sword to attack. Roams the streets of New York City and fucks pigeons.

Person 1: What is that creature
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...

by Amelia Winters June 8, 2015