Jonah

Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 13, 2022

Jonah Hill

(jow·nuh hil) v. The act of shitting upside down in a private residence restroom.

Hey man I just cooked up a dank jonah hill in your master bathroom. Beware

by DrippsMcDizzle January 19, 2022

Jonah

A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.

Jonah is a weird guy

by jamison979 May 4, 2022

jonah beck

Bella’s hawt boyfriend you can find him on andi mack

Oh my gosh look it’s Jonah beck

by Slurpeeeee May 14, 2018

Jonah

Receiving oral sex while swimming with whale sharks.

She gave him a Jonah while snorkeling in Cancun.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Jonah

Jonah apple seed
Sc Jonahgebear

When you have to do this because of a dare “Jonah”

by Stillrisky August 12, 2022

Jonah

A rat bastard who can't spell if i had a gun pointed at his balls

Nerd: Hi! i'm Jonah.
Chad: Go fuck yourself

by Whore Dismemberer October 15, 2022