Jonah

Jonah is a crybaby at times. He is really charming. He gets his looks from his dad mostly. Sometimes he will love you then sometimes he will kill you with his nags and tantrums. And for some reason he’s really attached to the people he lives like REALLY ATTACHED. But every one loves Jonah

Random: Hey Jonah you hungry.
Jonah: Oooo give me a burger and fries

by GamingCAT899 November 22, 2021

Jonah

FUCK ME REAL NICE

OH YES JONAH

by ehgjkfekjredfbregaj October 15, 2020

Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.

Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"

by Blackflys December 14, 2019

Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and we're overconfident that you would win

Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?

by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018

Jonah

The most random dude of them all and surprisingly the best listener too. Being around a Jonah feels like being around a psychopath, sometimes intimidating, but usually they're heads are somewhere in the clouds. Introverted as fuck but not gonna admit it to anyone except for their close friends. Jonah can be reserved and sometimes seem depressed but in reality they're just thinking about that new season or update that just came out. Jonah's are chill and loyal, if you have one treat them well, but don't get mad when they get tired of you, it's not personal.

Friend 1: Yo that motherfucker's name is Jonah, who names their kid that anymore.

Friend 2: Idk but he seems chill

by SharkMan4 November 23, 2021

Jonah

The kindest person and the funniest literally an angel on earth. Always makes you laugh and send u the best tiktoks and never dissapoints. Plus he is always honest. Master procrastinator, drawer and best friend. Ily bitch <3

Girl: how much do you have done

Jonah: Oh I haven't even started

Girl: same thank god

by _moncherri November 21, 2021

Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.

Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!

by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023