Jonah Pollard

A dumb fuck guy who is ugly as fuck, no luck with the ladies. Nobody cares to be around, is tall tho, large dick but nobody wants it, but he has a good heart so that’s all that matters

Jonah pollard is a dumb cunt

by Daddy Ry April 28, 2019

jonah

the name of a weird guy who touches thighs

bro that guy is such a jonah

by FOORNITEBATTLEPASS February 14, 2022

Jonah

The best person in the world, very funny, loves to talk and normally has red hair and feckles

Me: Who is that

Joe: I dont know but he talks a lot
Me: Oh he is a Jonah

by thebestbunner May 19, 2022

Swallow the Jonah

When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.

She performed a Swallow the Jonah, not once, but twice while scuba diving off Mexico.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

by Sir. B July 1, 2021

Jonah

A short ass btich

"Did you see Jonah?"
"Barely."

by Liuek April 3, 2022

Pulling a Jonah

When your friend decides too not join or ignores your response/messages/calls to hop online despite wanting too earlier

“Dammit Dude Jonah’s pulling a Jonah right now”

by CombatantCarlton March 5, 2024