Jonah

A stupid person whos online persona is a cubic meter of dirt with a bit of grass on it that is somehow sweating. Some notable traits about this person may include: Hating Cuba, Hating Genshin Impact, Never Touching Grass, Having An Absolute Zero Chance Of Getting Women.

Someone: I like Genshin Impact!
Jonah: get the fuck out of my house

by YonasMakesWords November 13, 2022

Jonah

Jonah is a kid with dimples and curly hair. They’re also not very funny and have lame comebacks.

Don’t be a Jonah.

by Restroom January 17, 2021

Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.

Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"

by Blackflys December 14, 2019

Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and we're overconfident that you would win

Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?

by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018

Jonah

FUCK ME REAL NICE

OH YES JONAH

by ehgjkfekjredfbregaj October 15, 2020

Jonah

Jonah is a crybaby at times. He is really charming. He gets his looks from his dad mostly. Sometimes he will love you then sometimes he will kill you with his nags and tantrums. And for some reason he’s really attached to the people he lives like REALLY ATTACHED. But every one loves Jonah

Random: Hey Jonah you hungry.
Jonah: Oooo give me a burger and fries

by GamingCAT899 November 22, 2021

Jonah

Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 13, 2022