Jessica is a massive liar. All she breathes is lies.
She seems to think that she is magnificent with everything she does.
Jessica always brags about her "beauty skills" when actually she has no talent.
She always puts people down for their race and weight when she is no stick herself!!!
She steals from her "friends" and is extremely rude and annoying towards them.
Jessica is by far the dumbest person you will ever meet, her excuse for it being "I'm a blonde."
she puts absolutely no effort into school work and only befriends people for popularity.
She puts herself on a pedestal and thinks she has the best, biggest and perkiest boobs but in reality they are tiny and saggy.
Jessica is a fugly fucking whore.
She seems to think that she is magnificent with everything she does.
Jessica always brags about her "beauty skills" when actually she has no talent.
She always puts people down for their race and weight when she is no stick herself!!!
She steals from her "friends" and is extremely rude and annoying towards them.
Jessica is by far the dumbest person you will ever meet, her excuse for it being "I'm a blonde."
she puts absolutely no effort into school work and only befriends people for popularity.
She puts herself on a pedestal and thinks she has the best, biggest and perkiest boobs but in reality they are tiny and saggy.
Jessica is a fugly fucking whore.
by violet666 January 9, 2015
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She's a Jessica always thinking someone is trying to get with him, even though she was with his boy the other night
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Get the Jessica mug.The cutest person you'd ever see. She is kindhearted, artistic, and she loves chocolate! People can't get enough of her. She may throw a tantrum sometimes, but on the inside shes as sweet as a strawberry. She may have some enemies but all her friends are loyal ( Some of them actually ).
by CreamWave February 19, 2018
Get the Jessica mug.Jessica has a great sense of fashion, but she is also a great lair. Jessica is the type of person who finds a way to get to know you then tear you from the inside out. She is a brat, and once you think you have made friends with her she will make you feel as if you are less then her. Her glare cuts into the depths of your soul, as her glare is just as if knives are being stabbed into your soul itself. Jessica will make sure you will unwanted and unless to make herself feel great. Her one weakness is that she feels unless and weak to and this is the reason she does this to you. She will it is not the case but she knows its the truth. She will cling onto her dad and say she is the best when all she does is act through her tears of her own self-hate.
On the rare chance, you are able to actually make friends with her though, she will be very loyal towards you. She will make you feel as if there is no one else like you, and make you see that. She would kill for you and bully for you, which she probably has done when you weren't looking. She gives a bad name towards you but she is just trying how much you mean towards her. If you backstab her though, get ready for a world of pain. She may be secretly hated, but everyone knows that if you were able to hurt her then you are a pile of shit. She will make your world a living hell, even making your family break.
On the rare chance, you are able to actually make friends with her though, she will be very loyal towards you. She will make you feel as if there is no one else like you, and make you see that. She would kill for you and bully for you, which she probably has done when you weren't looking. She gives a bad name towards you but she is just trying how much you mean towards her. If you backstab her though, get ready for a world of pain. She may be secretly hated, but everyone knows that if you were able to hurt her then you are a pile of shit. She will make your world a living hell, even making your family break.
"Oh god, what happened to you?"
"Jessica glared at me when I told her that her hair looked funny."
"Dude, what have you done?"
"Jessica glared at me when I told her that her hair looked funny."
"Dude, what have you done?"
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Bro #2: Oh, you shouldn't fuck with her bro, she's a real Jessica.
Bro #1: Damn, bro, thanks for letting me know. Love you bro.
Bro #2: Love you too, bro.
Bro #2: Oh, you shouldn't fuck with her bro, she's a real Jessica.
Bro #1: Damn, bro, thanks for letting me know. Love you bro.
Bro #2: Love you too, bro.
by sascrotch2019 January 19, 2019
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