Jessica is a massive liar. All she breathes is lies.
She seems to think that she is magnificent with everything she does.
Jessica always brags about her "beauty skills" when actually she has no talent.
She always puts people down for their race and weight when she is no stick herself!!!
She steals from her "friends" and is extremely rude and annoying towards them.
Jessica is by far the dumbest person you will ever meet, her excuse for it being "I'm a blonde."
she puts absolutely no effort into school work and only befriends people for popularity.
She puts herself on a pedestal and thinks she has the best, biggest and perkiest boobs but in reality they are tiny and saggy.
Jessica is a fugly fucking whore.
She seems to think that she is magnificent with everything she does.
Jessica always brags about her "beauty skills" when actually she has no talent.
She always puts people down for their race and weight when she is no stick herself!!!
She steals from her "friends" and is extremely rude and annoying towards them.
Jessica is by far the dumbest person you will ever meet, her excuse for it being "I'm a blonde."
she puts absolutely no effort into school work and only befriends people for popularity.
She puts herself on a pedestal and thinks she has the best, biggest and perkiest boobs but in reality they are tiny and saggy.
Jessica is a fugly fucking whore.
by violet666 January 9, 2015

by #sinktheboat September 24, 2017

A Jessica is a girl who thinks every female wants her man, when in fact no one wants him because she's been with him and his friends
She's a Jessica always thinking someone is trying to get with him, even though she was with his boy the other night
by Thatgirljay November 6, 2014

A sweet and sensitive girl she can easily loose her temper but at the most of time she is sweet happy and very very clever she is an outstanding student and friend to all
by Small human January 9, 2020

Your cool female friend. She's comfortable to be around and cool to talk to. In most cases, a Jessica will be emo. In some cases, a Jessica might be lesbian or bisexual.
Straight Male: "Dude, I can't believe Jessica stole my girl."
Straight Male's Friend: "Well, she is a Jessica."
Straight Male's Friend: "Well, she is a Jessica."
by ButtoningPuppet July 6, 2018

Unfathomably stupid
by Alex Jasper October 21, 2018

by M24.cloudy24 June 23, 2020
