Jacob

Biggest fuckboy In school. Doesn't care about girls feelings and uses them for sex and money. Gets blowjobs under bridges and fucks girls in woods. Has herpes. Republican. Worships shrek. Every girl needs to stay away from a Jacob. STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM HIM.

Girl 1: Omg you see that boy Jacob?? he's so hot
Girl 2: ew no stop he's such a fuckboy

Girl 1: what's his ig tho??
Girl 2: @jp.wts just be careful

by spaghetti o's June 26, 2016

jacob

the biggest unco/lier you will ever meet, he. will steal and break all of your drink bottles

Watch out! There is a Jacob over there.

by Whoops_1122332 May 29, 2019

Jacob

Fuck the police comin straight from the underground, a young nigga got it bad cuz I’m brown.

“Jacob’s a fucking G.”

“I wanna die.”

by Very_Gay June 11, 2019

Jacob

A dufus who likes to drink cranberry juice but he is nice funny and whole hearted and when you have depression he can cure it

You are such a Jacob

by Dufbut667 January 13, 2018

Jacob

A simp

Yo that dude Jacob is such a simp for Katherine

by Bigpeenluis February 4, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a wierd but funny person he is probably a shy but nice and outgoing guy and he probably really good at games Lul he prolly has a lot of friends and probably has orange hair or red lol

Jacob: wanna hear a joke
Girl: yeah sure
Jacob: Are u a parking ticket
Girl: No why
Jacob:Cause u got fine written all over you

Girl: HA your soo funny ily

by Dexter montes May 21, 2020

jacob

another word for ‘hot’ and ‘dick’

omg jacob is so hot but hes a dick

by ilikeass77 June 5, 2020