Jessica

That’s a Jessica alright.
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A girl, usually a red head, who is secretly a guy.

A transvestite.
See that hooker over there, they’re a Jessica.
by Thottastic January 31, 2019
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A word originating from the Swedish Alps used to describe the act of building ceramic roads for raccoons. Can also be used to describe a doorknob of greasy nature.
E.g. 1: Who that guy cares a lot for raccoons.
Yeah he’s a real Jessica for building that road.

E.g. 2 Somebody messed their pizza grease on the doorknob.

Yeah now the doorknob is Jessica
by LonelySlaveInAfrica December 22, 2018
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Jessica is the girl with the fattest ass on the planet. It bounces and shakes the earth each time. Though her ass is quite voluptuous, her tits aren’t anything to laugh. They jiggle and wiggle as she walks infatuating all.
Guy1: hey is that Jessica
Guy2: yeah I think so I just busted a nut
by Thebiggestdick June 16, 2020
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slim thicc legend periodt. can get that DICK. probably a thot at heart but is really genuine. also might have a daddy kink but we don’t talk about that
person 1: damn jessica is fine
person 2: ik
by sexcgorl99 November 26, 2019
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Jessica is a bitch
by Joey1122 September 05, 2020
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jessica is the most rudest girl i have ever met and can switch her emotion on anyone from time to time for no apparent reason and is a hoe. not trying to call anyone out but jessica nguyen is so mean to me and also is hating on me but we r considered “friends” even though i don’t have any because i am a loner that only talks to ppl that r in my cult and jessica’s just get me mad because they hurt everyone. they also have different emotions in different gps. jessica’s were also the reason of the jfk assassination. ALL jokes aside. jessica’s suck PERIODT
jessica kills ppl souls for fun.
by uwuwuwu2.0 December 29, 2019
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