Jacob

Fucking queer he's ugly as hell and annoying and weird and crazy

Did you see that guy he's such a jacob

by Creme pie February 24, 2017

Jacob

Biggest fuckboy In school. Doesn't care about girls feelings and uses them for sex and money. Gets blowjobs under bridges and fucks girls in woods. Has herpes. Republican. Worships shrek. Every girl needs to stay away from a Jacob. STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM HIM.

Girl 1: Omg you see that boy Jacob?? he's so hot
Girl 2: ew no stop he's such a fuckboy

Girl 1: what's his ig tho??
Girl 2: @jp.wts just be careful

by spaghetti o's June 26, 2016

Jacob

A best at fortnite and they do the do b

Me: yo have a 1v1 with me Jacob

Jacob: ok
(Jacob wins)

by Jacob the fortnite gamer October 16, 2019

Jacob

A dufus who likes to drink cranberry juice but he is nice funny and whole hearted and when you have depression he can cure it

You are such a Jacob

by Dufbut667 January 13, 2018

Jacob

A simp

Yo that dude Jacob is such a simp for Katherine

by Bigpeenluis February 4, 2020

Jacob

Someone you considered a friend until they attempted to get with your drunk girlfriend. They will always deny it, but they were about 5 minutes from catching a case.

Jacob, you may be seated, the court is now in session

by Bocaj OldDark June 16, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a guy that acts somewhat like a turtle Some would describe him as slow and chill

Look at me, I’m Jacob! “In the dirty south They call me turtle because I’m slow and I’m chill”

by Myliftedtruckmycowboyboots January 20, 2018