Crowd Control

A position designated for keeping unarmed personnel and civilians from exiting a given area or contacting authorities in the event of a hostage situation, such as a bank robbery.

"This lunatic Adam was on crowd control and with his itchy trigger finger popped two tellers for screamin' too loud."

by rma1 May 16, 2010

Controller cum

When you use the vibration from a controller to make your dick cum

I love playing games and bieng able to controller cum

by Ghost_Urban_Dictionary April 8, 2021

Gun Control

One of those issues that, regardless of your stance, pisses you off whenever it gets brought up.

Person A: "You know, I really think gun control is-"
Person B: "You shut the FUCK up!"

by ColeYote January 17, 2013

PS3 Controller

The dumbest looking controller I have ever seen. It practically looks like a double dildo or a boomerang.

Some idiot: Omg roffle teh PS3 controller pwnz0rz j00r Xbox 360 controller!11!eleven!!

Meh: Sure it does. And I'm sure you and your daddy have a fun time with it...

by Big cock June 10, 2005

ps4 controller

It works so good u have to tri it

I do not have a ps4 controller

by To. The more adot did. App January 13, 2021

Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.

Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive

by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022

Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.

If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020