Head Pediophile in Charge

A person who is lacking the bañls to be the HBIC and settles for being the HPIC

While on a Cancun Cruise some discovered that others were head pediophile in charge and said stop picking on them

by AKHBIC November 8, 2025

Chavalry Charge

The monthly scramble to the corner shop by teen mums to exchange milk tokens for vapes and rolling paprs ,

Going to be late this morning having to avoid the Chavalry charge at 9.15 am after the school run !

by p51mustang May 2, 2025

Charge it

Taking something from somebody and making them pay to get it back or use it. To openly steal or gank something that you want that someone else has.

Chip grabbed Tim's new hat off his head, wielding it in Tim's face and yelled "I'm gonna charge it".

by Oldschool512 February 29, 2020

charged creeper

when you hit a fat fuckin toke off your dab pen (or vape for women) while it’s charging

holy shit steve just hit a big charged creeper, that mufuca gon blow up!

by atomicwallet October 27, 2023

Charging Up

When you stuff the head of your penis into your own asshole for the day

My dick was too big for my outfit so I knew I’d be charging up.

by All Bets Hedged October 31, 2021

charge mirage

When you leave your phone on charge but forget to turn the plug on if your plug has a switch

I had a charge mirage last night now I’m on 0%.

by MrMeaty69 May 17, 2018

won't charge

When something is not charging.

My iPad won't charge.

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023