Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

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Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

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he be off the early

Someone who is quick in acting. Could be in terms of time, or place

He be off the early when we be going out at night

by lobe3 January 16, 2012

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Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

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