Birtch Control

(n) Birtch Control (pronounced birch control) is a type of birth control which is meant to eliminate periods all together, such as an IUD. This helps alleviate the side effects of having mood swings which in turn, is also a "bitch control" - which is still there when on their periods

You sure youre on youre birtch control because the bitch inside you is coming out in full force!

by forthroe January 13, 2011

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Crowd Control

A position designated for keeping unarmed personnel and civilians from exiting a given area or contacting authorities in the event of a hostage situation, such as a bank robbery.

"This lunatic Adam was on crowd control and with his itchy trigger finger popped two tellers for screamin' too loud."

by rma1 May 16, 2010

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Gun Control

One of those issues that, regardless of your stance, pisses you off whenever it gets brought up.

Person A: "You know, I really think gun control is-"
Person B: "You shut the FUCK up!"

by ColeYote January 17, 2013

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PS3 Controller

The dumbest looking controller I have ever seen. It practically looks like a double dildo or a boomerang.

Some idiot: Omg roffle teh PS3 controller pwnz0rz j00r Xbox 360 controller!11!eleven!!

Meh: Sure it does. And I'm sure you and your daddy have a fun time with it...

by Big cock June 10, 2005

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ps4 controller

It works so good u have to tri it

I do not have a ps4 controller

by To. The more adot did. App January 13, 2021

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Controlled Burn

The process of intentionally trying to piss off a chick that you hooked up with, to the point that she no longer wants anything to do with you, so that you never have to see or hear from her again.

I know these two thirsty bitches that want bang you, but be prepared to initiate a controlled burn after you hook up with them.

by SOLS July 11, 2014

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