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itching curse

a curse put upon someone that will make them itch.

The only way to break it is by drawing a circle on your floor with chicken blood while wearing a loin cloth and reciting the full house theme song backwards while also clapping your titties together like a toddler who just learned how to clap
DAmn, becky got that itching curse
by calbin klien December 24, 2023
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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The Royal Itch

A rash that is only cured by frequenting The Royal ex. The Merino Tavern owned by the Patterson family.
Holy moly bro I’ve got the Royal itch bad today.
by Confirmed ghostie November 29, 2023
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gay itch

when you have an itch at, around, or near your private parts
person 1: ah shit im itching right near my balls again, thats like the 5th time this week
person 2: you have the gay itch
by sweetcreamscoops November 30, 2023
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My balls itch so bad

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !
by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023
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Itch

A term for bitch sometimes used with respect i.e I love you itch, or I don't like that itch
I love you itch!!! (I.e. I love you bitch) I don't like that itch she is stank!!🤔
by Alicia Larson April 8, 2023
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Brawler's Itch

The insatiable desire to fight a mf, but for various reasons can't.
Friend 1: Why are you making fists?

Friend 2: I didn't notice I must have the Brawler's itch
by DR.SDR13729 April 13, 2023
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