glacial minute

a noun referring to a long period of time.

Sally: "hey dude! i'll be there in a glacial minute."
(3 hours later)
Sally: "hey dude, i'm here."
Lester: " jeez sally, what took you so long."

by Kyle Lesterson January 28, 2010

Stoner Minute

A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.

Joe: You coming over yet?

Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad

*7 minutes later*

Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!

by EyeJuan December 1, 2010

sex minute

A very short minute. Slightly longer than the New York minute. Time does fly when you are having fun.

Just give me a sex minute.

I hope I can last longer than just a few sex minutes.

Wow, those certainly were 10 sex minutes.

by thebigdaddy July 9, 2010

pancake minute

A unit of measurement that is an exaggeration of the actual time. A single pancake minute can be anywhere from 5 actual minutes to an hour.

S: I'll be ready in 15 minutes
M: 15 real minutes or 15 pancake minutes?

by brakeman March 20, 2007

minute minimizer

an extremely cheap person avoiding using their cell phone minutes until they have free minutes after 9 and on weekends.

bob: hey whats up? can you talk?
bill: i would man but my minute aint free. call me back after 9!
bob: you are such a minute minimizer dude...

by Jackie Dtm December 17, 2007

Rollover Minutes

When you get so high that you are still high the next day.

Dude I was so high last night, I still got rollover minutes this morning.

by Noggie March 8, 2015

P.A. minute

Being somewhere for a long time without explaining the actual length of time.

I've been living at my apartment for a P.A. minute.

by Wmbarnes01 November 7, 2015