Any public urinal covered in pubic hair from one or more people.
How all of that hair gets there day after day is still a mystery to me?
How all of that hair gets there day after day is still a mystery to me?
by JRBesq January 8, 2009
Get the Bearded Urinalmug. The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".
guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010
Get the santa beardsmug. A big black hairy snatch
Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Get the beard of allahmug. LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.
by dkizzle September 15, 2007
Get the half beardmug. "Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."
"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."
"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."
by thebeardmeister September 23, 2011
Get the Pre-Beardingmug. When the hair in a man's (or woman's) ear becomes so coarse and bountiful, that it resembles a normal facial beard. It needs constant grooming and trimming.
Praful's ear beard has gotten so out of control that you can no longer see his ear, only the hair that covers it. Praful shaves it monthly, but his ear beard 5 o'clock shadow is apparent by the next day.
by Taterbutthole October 26, 2010
Get the Ear Beardmug. AKA Splash Tash
The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021
Get the Jizz Beardmug.