I&I

: 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘐𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢 ,𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴.

I&I - family, friends etc.

by Greatbritaindavidson July 24, 2023

I zVortex I

The goat of siege

“OMG I’m sooo wet right now because I have I zVortex I in my bed”

by I zVortex I April 16, 2024

S m d t i c i y m

Suck my dick till I cum in your mouth

Girl: You look cute
Guy: S m d t i c i y m

by Kevin Alizerbtliz April 21, 2024

Har-i Har-i Haribo

when you need to ask the guy in Lidl if they have haribo but you struggle to speak

you: e-e-excuse me Har-i Har-i Haribo
worker: No

by drengen fra randersrealskole May 1, 2024

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

i hate life i hate myself i hate the world

SAME! the solution is to commit suicide! go do it!

every one says i hate life i hate myself i hate the world

by im going insane HELP May 14, 2024

E-I-E-I-O

When you try to play a banjo for a 5-year-old farm boy and teach him his animals while keeping things interesting.

Old McDonald had a cow! E-I-E-I-O! And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O!

by programmin May 18, 2024