I don't care if you're talking to God

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.

Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!

by Shadowassasin13 December 20, 2010

I don't like the cut of your Jib

An old expression showing a general dislike for somebody.

Dave: HUH?
Steve: I don't like the cut of your jib.

by Steef Murray November 14, 2007

I don't even know what that means

This phrase is tagged to the end of one's speech in order to reveal an innuendo or undertone. It is expressed with a wide-eyed expression and a tone of confusion. It is often synonymous with "That's what she said".

Unlike "That's what she said", it is proper for one to add this phrase to the end of his/her own speech, as well as for others to do the honor for him/her.

Scott: "This female's pelvis has been articulated... I don't even know what that means"

by Carriacou Archaeology 2008 September 27, 2008

I don't give two and a half shits

Combining a reference to two and a half men and the fact that you care so little about what the other person's saying.

-Hey, guess what I was doing last night?
-You know what? I don't give two and a half shits!

by Deathgleaner May 24, 2010

Bitch, I don't know your life!

What one might say when another person makes you slightly(or considerably) annoyed.

You are standing in line and a lady screams at you to move to the back for her fair turn.

You reply with, "Bitch, I don't know your life!" and casually move to the back of the line.

by Lalaleah December 20, 2008

I don't give a fuck g

A common exchange between a negro and a gangbanger. Often used needlessly.

Gangbanger:Bob Saget smokes-ah-da reefer.
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by lazirus July 6, 2004

I don't think im ready for a realtionship

A phrase said when your girlfriend wants to break up with you but doesn't want to hurt your feelings but on the inside she hates you deeply

Girlfriend:I don't think im ready for a realtionship

you:I know what that means just fucking say whats wrong with me

Girlfriend:idk

by Mr.Edmentia April 15, 2022