Ex Husband

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.

This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.

The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.

“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”

by Zaddy$$ April 6, 2023

Husband

Lixy period the definition of lixy is husband

Girl: Lixy husbanddddd

by FreakyMcgee January 16, 2021

mountain husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch

Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to The best mountain husband!

by OuttaCake August 15, 2022

husband issues

When a fan of a series (usually a woman) is too afraid to do anything that might offend another fan's fictional husband.

Emma: Oh my gosh. Nico is so hot.

Kate: You know he's gay, right?

Emma: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? NICO LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE! YOU'RE JUST STUPID, SHUT UP!

And that's how Kate's husband issues began.

by dkeowksjddj March 21, 2017

Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)

Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.

by a person better than you December 29, 2020

Secure Husband

A Husband That Deletes His History 10 - 20 Times a Day.

Secure Husband : dude , i delete my history so much!!
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.

by TottalyrealFacts May 23, 2018

hallway husband

A guy you see in the hallway everyday at school that you find attractive, but you won’t talk to.

Omg that’s my hallway husband!

by Peppa pig 🐷 November 23, 2021