hotdog party

Like a sausage fest, what you get when you initially expect an event to have a reasonable number of women, but to your horror discover consists mostly (or entirely) of guys. This is a terminal condition because unless a large group of girls shows up (or one happens to be an attention whore, see: youniverse), no single woman will risk being the first bun to walk in the room.

Man, the party sucked; the girls left right after we got there and then it was just a hotdog party. When everyone started looking around we issued a nonpology and left--we were not at all interested in witnessing a circle jerk.

by Haywood Jablowmi July 6, 2007

Funky Hot Dogs

Fucking a female with raw hotdogs and then eating them, using the cum from the female as the condiments.

After a long day of fucking bitches, Kevin decided to take a break, enjoying some Funky Hot Dogs!

by Rob the Slob March 31, 2003

Alaskan Hotdog

A short amount of time. Akin to a New York minute but imperceptibly faster.

Bob: Hey, I need those tps reports done
John: sure I'll have them done in an Alaskan hotdog.

by engaginformation March 30, 2015

my hotdog

My hotdog is gunna make her squirt tonight

Bitches be talking about the size of my hotdog

by ScravelWord July 25, 2016

hotdog taco

A penis inside a vagina.

You see, 'cause a hot dog is like a penis, and the taco is like the vagina - its funny!!!!!1111eleven11

Me n' me bitch went and made ourselves some hotdog tacos.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

hotdog in a hallway

Fucking a really really loose pussy

Dave: hey I just fucked my girlfriend!

Fred: was it like a hotdog in a hallway

by sharpsickel August 6, 2011

Hotdog juice

Steamy moist liquid coming for the hotdog

Jenna's first words were hotdog juice

by Slayingallday November 23, 2015