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hobosexual

Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"

Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"
by Paco Taco de Morocco March 18, 2009
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homostern

a glowing blue planet that sends out pink waves of pure homosexuality. can also be used as a word that offends people when you say it to them
p: hey look, i can play american idiot on the guitar
b: that sucks, you're such a homostern
p: i'm offended now
by the great butler May 4, 2009
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Homoskedastic

homoskedastic is the process of understanding and enjoying learning economic theory. Your variance is uniform and you will not deviate from normal social behaviour.
after aceing the exam, the boy realized he was homoskedastic
by Jay_Fatty February 19, 2010
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Homosymphonic

A genre of music commonly refereed to as "chick music" or "gay music". Bands that would fall under this category are: boy bands, girl bands, pop-country music singers/groups, etc.

It can also be used as an adjective. For instance, if a straight man is watching America's Next Top Model or listening to the Jonas Brothers, he is being homosymphonic.
In my Itunes library, I classify all of my *N Sync, Backstreet Boys and Toby Keith songs as homosymphonic under the genre setting.

My girlfriend called me homosymphonic because she walked in on me watching Project Runway.
by LiisM September 22, 2010
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homosaquaphobia

Eckert, I can't dive when the swimmers are here.... I have homosaquaphobia!!
by toady52 November 28, 2010
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homoshop

homoshop (V) - the act of intentionally producing convincing evidence of the presence of masculinity, to hide or otherwise cover the true homosexual appearance of someone
homoshop - ie - Robert Strachan uses a fake family portrait to disguise his flaming homosexuality
by Semour C. Men November 9, 2011
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homosexperiment

When one experiments with someone of the same sex to find out if they are Gay or not.

Usually done with a close friend!
"Do you mind if we homosexperiment?"
by RJ Seeley October 11, 2013
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