Turd heaven

sewers

Guess we got to go down and check turd heaven

by Ladyjanathon July 2, 2016

Heaven's Rejection

This is usually when you get to Post Nut Clarity but someone has to punch your nuts right as you reach it.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to Keith?

Guy 2: Oh his girl had done "Heaven's Rejection".
Yeah he can't really nut or have kids for a while.

by 0Roach0 September 23, 2019

Heaven says

A song where some dude is getting tormented and they are fucking stupid and get everything wrong when they were told to spell "answer" and other easy words to spell

Have you heard about heaven says?
Yeah, NOW SPELL ANSWER

by Fucking alut August 1, 2023

Up in the heavens

to be high

I was up in the heavens all day.

by justino May 7, 2012

Heaven (valorant)

Heaven: Heaven, on any map, is usually going to be the highest point on the map. A map like Split may have two heavens, but you can then just specify which bomb site when saying it. Heaven is a good place for Defenders to get a full view of what they’re defending, and is an important place to block line of sight as an Attacker so you can advance.

Heaven (valorant)

teamate: Last one 90 Heaven

by onlyfaxnoprinter October 16, 2023

chairway to heaven

A verb. The method of taking your wheel chair up the stairway to heaven after discovering how the universe began.

Where were you, when Steven took the chairway to heaven? I was hawk, hawk, hawking on heavens door.

by Paulbrie Braker March 15, 2018

midtable heaven

A term used in english football to describe a feeling of the highest satisfaction possible for a team when they are perfectly in the middle of their league table. At this point a team has no ambitions and no hope to finish into the top positions or to -qualify for european competitions. The team is also safe from being relegated which means that they do not have to take the rest of the season seriously at all as they have absolutely nothing to play for. At this stage the players are seen to 'slack off' as they enjoy the rest of the season by having nothing to play for apart from aiming for draws in their remaining games in order to maintain their midtable status.

James: Look how off the pace this Bournemouth side are. What is going on?
Bob: Who can blame them, they're in midtable heaven!

by tonypulis08 June 25, 2018