Indirect Handjob

When a guy sends or recommends porn to another guy.

It's perfectly normal for brothers from other mothers to give each other Indirect Handjobs. That's part of becoming a man, being exposed to such things.

Indirect Handjob by Yandereperson January 6, 2011

Indirect Handjob

When you high five someone or shake their hand then jerk off

Yo I totally got an indirect handjob from your mom.

Indirect Handjob by Jason Freed May 1, 2016

Brazilian handjob 

The act of shaving your buddies butthole then have anal sex. He has to clinch his muscles to make it feel like he is gripping you.

Me and my friend were drunk the other day and he gave me a Brazilian handjob! It was awesome!

Brazilian handjob by Awood79 September 2, 2021

Hong Kong Handjob 

When yo girl shits on her hand and gives you a handjob. When you jizz you mix the shit and the jizz and put it in a sushi roll.

Stephanie gave me a Hong Kong Handjob last night. I have tetnis now but it was fucking amazing!

Hong Kong Handjob by Fatf*cknWalrus69 October 19, 2017

Verbal Handjob 

The response your boss gives you when he/she doesn't want to or know how to answer a difficult question. Technique is most often employed in large meetings leaving employees frustrated and walking away remembering "bla bla bla"

I asked the CEO if there would be more cuts next quarter and he gave me a big long story about ROI to the investors and how we have to work together bla bla bla. What a verbal handjob

Verbal Handjob by ShawnP October 24, 2008

Polish handjob 

The act of taking both hands and shoving them into a loved one's mouth, spreading said loved one's mouth open, followed immediatly by headbutting their helpless face.

Last night after giving Ben a rusty trombone, Cristen totally got a polish handjob

Polish handjob by binx12512 October 31, 2011

Techno Handjob 

An ecstasy trip; usually one that involves bad booze, some nasty dude/chick groping you, and very bad techno music. Occasionally it's just what you need. This is common in the San Fernando Valley.

I only need to say one thing; Techno Handjob

Techno Handjob by Waffles818 January 21, 2011